Shakira is hot none the less.

Shakira is hot none the less.

Shakira's IQ is negative.

A stupid, ugly, annoying, spanish-speaking whore who sings like a retarded banshee. She tries way too hard to be sexy, and her dancing is utterly ridiculous! She dances like a fucking chicken, or a turkey. That dance she does in La Tortura looks like she's fanning a fart behind her ass with both hands. She rolls around in shit, and thinks she is special because she sings in spanish sometimes. Useless.

Plus,the urbandictionary post is just stupid.

Yuck.

She tries way too hard to be sexy

she's fucken hot for a 35 (If i'm right) y/o woman. She's not fake, so that's a plus.

Shakira was determined to write a hit album in English. However, she does not speak the language at all, so she started to sing with her ass.

The resulting album, "Laundry Service," surprised critics with brilliantly poetic lines, dealing with a wide variety of deep feelings, such as:

"Lucky that my breasts are small and humble, so you don't confuse them with mountains."
"Next to her cheap silicon, I look minimal. That's why in front of your eyes I'm invisible. But you gotta know, small things also count."
"I give you my breast."
"My breasts will never sag like hers."
"Squeeze my milk puppies."
"I'm secretly Eddie Vedder."
The world responded to Shakira's small but perky musical charms with dozens of awards and platinum albums in such critical English-speaking regions as South America, Quebec, Italy, Hungary, and Spain.

Yuck, I don't know why Pique choosen Shakira.